oh god the rape fog is back!
he thought i was a dude.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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