i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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