im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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