I just cut my nipple shaving
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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