Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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