Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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