Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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