Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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