literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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