Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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