Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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