She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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