HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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