'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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