If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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