We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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