Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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