what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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