I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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