you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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