If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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