Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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