I wish my penis had an off switch
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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