oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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