did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
This house was built for laser tag.
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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