Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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