you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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