thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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