guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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