Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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