He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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