Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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