The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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