Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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