Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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