first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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