I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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