Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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