ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hope mine doesn't look like that
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
