how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
