Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Oh god it's open bar.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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