guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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