She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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