That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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