hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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