I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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