So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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