scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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