I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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