Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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