You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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