Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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