let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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