I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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