you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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